- Me everyday: Ugh. High schoolers.
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
This was literally my intention since I was 10.
—Kiss With A Fist
What’s that disgusting graffiti on your arm!?
—A child seeing my tattoos at work yesterday
And this is why no one wants to come to New Zealand.
Try dealing with a hissing, biting horrifically quick giant insect in your lounge.
(Literally me this morning… Thanks to my cat who after realizing it was viscous didn’t want to play with it anymore).